what happened when i entered the internet world
I can’t not reblog this, it’s my life in a gif.
This is a representation of discovering bands
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Via Fuck Yeah Retail Robin
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “OUT OF A SPECIFIC FOOD ITEM”
Bottom Text: “DEMANDS REFUND”
I work at a chain pub in the UK which sells a lot of different types of food items. There’s pretty much something for everyone and food is subject to availability. Sometimes a food or drink is particularly popular one week, so we can sometimes run out. Usually if this happens people will choose something else, but not this one guy. He’s a regular who comes in practically every morning bang on 8am as the doors open. He always orders a fruit salad and a filter coffee. He’s just put the order through, but then 2 minutes later my colleague tells me to tell him we haven’t got any fruit salad. Because apparently she can’t do it herself even though she took his order.
So I go and tell him we’re out of fruit salad. He is full aware of how much we offer for breakfast, but he still insists on a refund. He would rather go without breakfast altogether. People always get so mad when we run out of stuff, especially regulars since they always have the same damn thing every fucking time. How about instead of sitting in our pub for half an hour and paying peanuts for someone to prepare the food for you, you stay at home and make it yourself? That way you’ll never run out.
very important to always hold your boobs when running down the stairs. Stay safe
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If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.
Via Back in black!
……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE ASSHOLES WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS
AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED ALL
'AWW YEEEA MY MAN WHORES KNOW HOW TO KEEP MAMA HAPPY'
AND I SWEAR THEY LAUGHED SO MUCH ONCE CHOKED ON A CIGARETTE LKSDHFLHK
At first I thought this was going to be one of those “gamer girl” posts about how “girls suck at video games lolzor” and I was like ugh, running out of ammo is a normal thing it doesn’t make you bad gamer and being a girl doesn’t make you a bad gamer. THEN I SAW THE REST OF THE GIF OMF
It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s the sound I heard when I was 9 and my father slammed the front door so hard behind him I swear to god it shook the whole house. For the next 3 years I watched my mother break her teeth on vodka bottles. I think she stopped breathing when he left. I think part of her died. I think he took her heart with him when he walked out. Her chest is empty, just a shattered mess or cracked ribs and depression pills.
It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s all the blood in the sink. It’s the night that I spent 12 hours in the emergency room waiting to see if my sister was going to be okay, after the boy she loved, told her he didn’t love her anymore. It’s the crying, and the fluorescent lights, and white sneakers and pale faces and shaky breaths and blood. So much blood.
It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s the time that I had to stay up for two days straight with my best friend while she cried and shrieked and threw up on my bedroom floor because her boyfriend fucked his ex. I swear to god she still has tear streaks stained onto her cheeks. I think when you love someone, it never really goes away.
It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s the six weeks we had a substitute in English because our teacher was getting divorced and couldn’t handle getting out of bed. When she came back she was smiling. But her hands shook so hard when she held her coffee, you could see that something was broken inside. And sometimes when things break, you can’t fix them. Nothing ever goes back to how it was. I got an A in English that year. I think her head was always spinning too hard to read any essays.
It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s that I do.
You cannot be fucking serious…
So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper.
the snow glows white on jotunheim tonight
not a frost giant to be seen
The last one hahahahahaha
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